Tuesday, May 04, 2010
Creepy-Looking Guy Section of the Metro
I was sitting on the metro one day when I came to the realization that, for some reason, I always sit in the creepy-looking guy section of the metro. After some research, I determined that, in actuality, wherever I sit quickly turns into the creepy-looking guy section of the metro. That's how creepy-looking I am; non-creepy-looking people start fleeing from my area once I sit down. Rarely does anyone ever sit next to me, whether they're a creepy-looking guy or not. In fact, I noticed people would rather sit next a black guy than with me. Can you believe that? I'm such a creepy-looking guy that it's eradicating racism.