Saturday, March 27, 2010

The New Census Questions

If you've received a census form in the mail, throw it out. It's a fake. This is the real census form. Please print it out, answer the questions, and mail it immediately.

1) How many people are living in your place as of April 1, 2010?

2) What kind of shelter do you live in? Check one of the following:
__ Is your 'house' rolling down the hill right now?
__ Is your landlord a jerk?
__ Is the bank about to repossess your house?

3) Do people have sex in your place?

4) How many times a week?

5) Can we watch?

6) Seriously, can we watch?

7) We'll stay in the corner and be quiet.

8) What race(s) are you?

9) Really? That's a hot mix.

10) Write down your digits for me. You know, just in case we didn't understand any of your answers.
___- ___- ____

2010 Census:
10 Questions in 10 Minutes,
We Can't Move Forward Unless You Mail It Back

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