Recently, I saw a license plate driving north on 95 that read "IH8KIDS." It made me think, what would drive a person to put that on a license plate?
I was able to deduce two possibilities. Either the driver is one of those numerous deposed dictators who seek refuge in the United States. Or, he's a pedophile and the license plate is a cover to try to throw off suspicions of his criminal affection for children. Either way, I'm onto you sicko.