The Mexican Menace

Don't be distracted by health care, the economic crisis, or the two wars, the real problem facing this country is the the immigration of Mexican aliens.

I know what you're saying, "But America is a nation of immigrants. The collaboration of different cultures makes this a better country. More than mere respect, we should learn from other cultures. As a result, we need to welcome newcomers, not demonize them or use them as scapegoats." Blah, blah, blah.

Let's take, for example, a woman named Sofia. You might think she's intelligent and nice and could only benefit any society she chooses to be a part of. But let there be no doubt that she's here to steal your job and force you to speak Spanish. Yo soy viente siete anos. See, it's happening already.

For the past 8 years, we have focused on terrorism. But these Mexicans are far more dangerous. The terrorists want to kill you. The Mexicans want to destroy your way of life. I think it's in their constitution or something.