"Stop twisting your tooth or I'm gonna knock it out."
"If there are any errors in your essay, you'll be thrown through a window."
"When you go outside, I'm gonna run you over with my car."
Little boy: I want all of Santa's presents.
"They won't all fit in your house. Santa has presents for every kid in the world, except the Jews."
Little girl: I fixed the internet. I can magically fix things.
"Can you fix my life?"
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