Saturday, January 24, 2009

The Drop and Fall

While taking a shower today, I dropped the soap. I went to pick it up and fell down. While the result is a lot of pain, I also now have a plan in case that situation ever presents itself in jail. After Apollo Creed dropped Rocky in the 14th round of their first fight, Mickey motioned to Rocky, "Down, stay down."

But that's one of the few problems with having such an attractive backside. In jail, I'm in trouble. It's like leaving a pack of Snickers bars out in the open at a fat camp. When it's all said and done, you know those Snicker's bars are getting fucked in the ass.

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