Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Hard Times for Pirates

The labor unions have lost their prominence in American life. Just look at the pirates union. Every pirate seems to be missing an eye and many have lost limbs. The union has not been able to provide pirates with adequate and affordable health care.

Pirates work long hard hours. They feel as if they lose their money just as fast as they gain it. Their fortunes have been plundered by a small elite of bandits. Many pirates have lost their homes. In fact, most sleep in their mode of transportation. Neither the union nor the government is working to give pirates the opportunity to succeed in today's world.

At least, for the rest of us, those problems are unique to pirates.

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