I ran into the Pope outside of the bathroom at the Deli Nosh (awkward!). Here's how our conversation went.
Me: Hey Pope.
Pope: Hi.
uncomfortable silence
Me: So, any words of wisdom?
Pope: Yes my child. Remember to always treat every human as if they were part of your family. You should shower them with an endless love and empathy. When we are able to feel each other's pain, we will stop hurting one another. Then we will experience Heaven here on Earth.
Me: Nice. Where'd you learn all that, in the Hitler Youth?
more uncomfortable silence
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