Monday, January 14, 2008

Lou Dobbs Questions Dora the Explorer

Television pundit Lou Dobbs has raised questions over the immigration status of child star Dora the Explorer. "A lot of illegal immigrants are stealing jobs from good hard-working Americans. I believe the legality of her status should be checked, yes," said Dobbs, who has long spoke out against illegal immigration.

Dobbs believes that the long-standing issue of undocumented immigrants entertaining children has been wide-spread. "This is a list that includes Speedy Gonzalez, Jose Jimenez, and that Taco Bell dog."

Dora the Explorer is a television star, who has delighted small children over the past few years. She could not be reached for comment.

When asked why Dobbs would bring such a controversial issue into the realm of children's television, he told a story of hearing his grandchildren say, "Thank you. Gracias," whenever someone passed the butter at the dinner table. Dobbs' horror at the incident propelled him into action. He studied the television shows they watched until he found the culprit.

"I am trying to protect my grandchildren from all of the bad things in this world. It is not an easy job," Dobbs defiantly declared when reporters confronted him with the reality that Dora the Explorer was a fictitious cartoon character.

Dobbs continued, "I believe it is right to ask questions. I will never stop fighting for the well-being of my grandchildren. I am a hero."

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