My Interview With Hitler

Me: Welcome Adolph Hitler.

Me: How are you?

Me: Um well, I'm going to ask you some questions that have been on mind for a while. Where did your hatred for Jews and other so-called non-aryans come from?

Me: Why did you hate so much?

Me: Was mass extermination your objective from the beginning or did it develop throughout your tenure as ruler of Germany?

Me: Do you feel any remorse for murdering so many people and causing so much pain?

Me: Finally, how does it feel to know that the grandson of Holocaust survivors has such a wonderful life?


And then Hitler doesn't say anything, because he's dead.