Saturday, January 20, 2007

To Beat Down a Predator

A message to my friends and family:

If I see any of you on Dateline's "To Catch A Predator" I will beat you to death. I swear, I will give you the Randy "Macho Man" Savage elbow to the throat until I've severed something in your neck that was necessary for your life to continue. Then I'll cut off your dick and use it as the middle candle for my Shabbat menorah. I'll put the footage of you on Dateline's "To Catch A Predator" on a CD and then shove the CD up your ass. And after all that, I'll sprinkle some crack on you, then call Kazakh officials and tell them it was a suicide.

That reminds me of the Rabbi who was on that show in the fall of 2005. I fucking hate that guy. He gives Jews a bad name. He gives Jews from Montgomery County, Maryland a bad name. He gives Jews from Montgomery County, Maryland named David a bad name. Oh, I really fucking hate him. If I ever see him in person, I'm gonna punch him in his big creepy Jew nose- I can't miss it.

2 comments:

AnonymousBlogger said...

I almost hate the hosts of such shows as much at the creeps they catch.

I mean, I can't stand the "high and mighty" attitude they have.

I realize they are trying to do the right thing, and to an extent, I'm sure they are helping, but they aren't going to solve the problem. They aren't going to stop these sick people. They aren't going to stop kids from falling victim.

Ultimately, they know these shows will get ratings, and that is the only reason they are on TV at all.

OK, I'm done my rant.

Anonymous said...

These guys are perverts preying on little children. Dateline is exposing them. I think it is a good effective show.