David H-duk Is An Idiot

David H-duk is quite possibly the biggest loser ever. His whole world view is a joke. He's what is called a bleeding-heart liberal. He wants peace and happiness for all, but he has no grasp of reality. Blanket statements such as "All war is wrong," are nice sentiments, but they don't help. Sometimes, war is necessary. If we followed his logic, the most vicious dictators would still be in power. And what about the Holocaust? What good would non-violent activism have done in that situation?

This guy is a closet socialist, or at least a social democrat. Yet he has no idea how economies work. He doesn't know what the federal reserve board does. He can't even explain his position on fair trade. He knows it's good (he can "feel it"), but that's about it. He knows there's a difference between debt and a deficit, but he doesn't remember which is which. Moron.

According to Mr. H-duk, everyone is oppressed. Let's see him show the link between slavery and today. Women? More women go to college than do men, so they have an equal opportunity. Immigrants? This is a country of laws; immigrants can come, but it must be legally, otherwise, they'll be no jobs for regular Americans. Plus, they're paid such low wages, their presence is just bad for everyone. Gays should be allowed to marry, there's really no good argument against that. Ok, so David has one valid point out of a thousand.

He's all pro-Jewish, but I never see him at synagogue. He can't sing the songs (he can't sing, true, but he also doesn't know the words). He knows very little of Jewish history, tradition, and culture. Trying to grab onto any "Other" identity, are we David?

In addition, he's short. He's not as good a basketball player as he thinks (just put a taller awkward guy on him and he's confused, plus he's a streaky shooter and has become a weak defender, especially in the post). He's too scared to get a real job. He is inferior to every other world history grad student at George Mason. He thinks he's so funny, but most people don't even get his sarcasm. He has few friends (who, the fat guy? he doesn't count) and women don't like him. In short (like him), David H-duk is an idiot.