I've wiped my ass with Chinese money.
I've wiped my ass with the American flag.
I've taken a shit in public about 10 feet from a sleeping homeless person.
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4 comments:
i think it's the chinese money... and who hasn't taken a shit 10 feet from a homeless person!?
They're all bad, but I think the last one.
We all know that the chinese money and the homeless shit were the same incident. I photo proof. The real question is did I have a wet dream next to you or am I just messing with you?
--you know who
Thanks for ruining that, Sherkhan!
I haven't wiped my ass with the American flag... yet.
None of these had or would have any political significance. I wasn't trying to "shit on homelessness" or anything.
I was in China and I tried to fight my urge to poop until I got back to the apartment. I had so much meat (duck, dog, sheep, etc.) that day that I couldn't hold it any longer.
I didn't realize that the homeless person was so close. But I was hiding behind a bush right next to a street, so a lot of other people were even closer as I was shitting in public.
I used the Chinese money because I had run out of toilet paper in my pocket. The money I used added up to about 5 cents and you can't buy anything in China with that amount of money.
I would use the flag if I had to wipe and that material was all I had. The flag is not as important as the ideals it represents. It's just a flag; America's ideals will still be there after I wipe and I won't have a shitty ass!
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