Saturday, June 03, 2006

Heat Rash

The Miami Heat have made the NBA Finals for the first time in history. Of course, it should be "have" and not "has" because in this case "Heat" is plural (a group of players), just like Knicks, Lakers, fish, and deer. So, no more: the Heat is a bunch of losers; it's the Heat are a bunch of losers.

I didn't have such a problem with the Heat when Shaq first arrived last season. I like Shaq and Wade, and they had a coach named Van Gundy. But they've since returned to their horrible roots. The man on the bench is that backstabbing cheat, Pat Riley. They also have re-employed the worst human being in the world, Alonzo Mourning. Mourning is despicable. He fights with opponents for no reason at all. He gives time and money to various charities, such as Baby-Eaters Anonymous and the I Hate Whatever Ethnic Group You Are Association. He also stole a kidney from a little boy, because Mourning had a bit of a kidney problem.

This didn't have much to do with basketball I'll admit, but I really hate Riley and Mourning. Not in just a sports sense, but as human beings.


note: this is not a hate post either.

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