Monday, May 08, 2006

Jesus Is Real!


This sign is in Ohio.
The sign after reads, "If you died today, where would you spend eternity?"
I'm guessing I'd spend eternity in Hell (because I'm Jewish), but at least it's better than Ohio!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why pick on Ohio? Indiana's much worse.

Anonymous said...

So what, I believe Jesus is real. That shouldn't offend you. I don't understand why you're mocking my beliefs, I'm not mocking yours.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Ace. Your not going to hell because you are jewish. You are going to hell if you don't accept Jesus as your personal Lord and Savior. Don't missrepresent Jesus.

nubian said...

or it could be illinois--equally horrible--outside of chicago that is

John said...

I dunno guys, Ohio's pretty bad...giant sized Jesus statues, barns dedicated to spouting religious messages...those signs ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE...if the Ohio Christians spent a lil more time working on their problems and let Jesus take care of himself, the state would be a paradise.

knibilnats said...

John, I think that's a perfect description of Ohio (and probably much of the rest of the country). Unfortunately (although, it sounds like I should say fortunately) i haven't been to Indiana or Illinois.

ltl: thanks for clearing that up! that's much different, i'm gonna go convert now.

spades: I'd agree with you if we were living in a power vacuum. We don't. If you are living in America, then even seemingly benign comments such as yours can be dangerous. If you are from another country, than this may or may not apply, I don't know your situation.