Zacarias Moussaoui has exhibited paranoid schizophrenic tendencies, though a jury of his peers dismissed the possibility of mental illness. Moussaoui is an obvious scapegoat for the U.S. government, who failed its citizens on September 11, 2001. Moussaoui was in jail at the time of the attacks and the government has no real evidence that he was responsible for the attacks (except for him yelling it out in court! Oops). Despite being paid once by Al Qaeda, top officials such as Khalid Sheikh Muhammad claim that Moussaoui was not a member of Al Qaeda, because he was too crazy (the paranoid schizophrenia, remember). The joke is that the court threw out Khalid Sheikh Muhammad's testimony because he was tortured by the U.S. government!
This got me thinking about the qualifications that one needs to join Al Qaeda. They don't accept just anybody, you know.
Al Qaeda Recruitment Form
We are interested in idealistic 20-something Muslim men, who are looking for a dramatic life change.
Devote yourself to the cause! Your elders will think highly of you. Girls will give you a second look.
It is a great way to bolster your résumé.
Jews, Christians, and paranoid schizophrenics need not apply.
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