Sunday, April 09, 2006

Short Women

Medium height and tall women are awesome. They're not confined by society's sexism. Namely, they do not feel like they need a big strong man to “protect” them. To them, it's not a man's height, it's his heart.

Short women, on the other hand, have no sense of reality. They think if they date tall guys, that they'll look normal. Dating a tall guy only exacerbates your shortness. He makes you look goofy. You look like a midget. In addition, he's probably a horrible person, because he's tall and it's a known fact that tall guys are dicks.

Short couples are cute. Short women with tall men is sad. Case closed.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

you're being awfully sexist and shallow. but honest. as always. your post is funny. because we ALL think of such things and share them in a safe, closed, comfort zonish company of friends. i know i do. i know my friends do. not because we're maliciously intended - but because we're shallow and human in an 'unagressive' way.

but you're the one speaking about it out loud.

knibilnats said...

don't forget, i'm being extremely insecure too!

i appreciate that you have the ability to call people out for what they are (or represent). the truth makes the world a better place. thanks.