- The Vice President shot his friend in the face.
- The Pope was a Nazi.
- The President snorted cocaine.
- George W. Bush is the President of the United States.
- Short women only date tall guys.
- Michael Jackson was once the King of Pop.
- Anna Nicole Smith will go to the Supreme Court before me.
- We are at war country that had no intention of attacking us.
- So many people are dying because of our lack of compassion.
- My cousin's salary next year as a fourth grade teacher will be based solely on her students' scores on one stadardized test.
- Jesus is our Lord (come on fellow Jews, you know it's true).
- I wrote "Jesus is our Lord (come on fellow Jews, you know it's true)".
- A devout Christian wrote something nice on my blog (it's cool, he liked Hank Gathers).
- I have friends.
Sunday, March 05, 2006
Hard To Believe
Here's a list of things that are true, but I can't believe are: