Sunday, March 05, 2006

Hard To Believe

Here's a list of things that are true, but I can't believe are:
  • The Vice President shot his friend in the face.
  • The Pope was a Nazi.
  • The President snorted cocaine.
  • George W. Bush is the President of the United States.
  • Short women only date tall guys.
  • Michael Jackson was once the King of Pop.
  • Anna Nicole Smith will go to the Supreme Court before me.
  • We are at war country that had no intention of attacking us.
  • So many people are dying because of our lack of compassion.
  • My cousin's salary next year as a fourth grade teacher will be based solely on her students' scores on one stadardized test.
  • Jesus is our Lord (come on fellow Jews, you know it's true).
  • I wrote "Jesus is our Lord (come on fellow Jews, you know it's true)".
  • A devout Christian wrote something nice on my blog (it's cool, he liked Hank Gathers).
  • I have friends.


DCNats said...

don't forget the fact the starting short stop for our Nationals hit below the Mendoza line for most of the year and somehow never got benched.

The Informant said...

Another thing that's hard to believe is the president left thousands of Americans stranded during Hurricane Katrina. It's just so weird. It was like a third world country in our back yard, America of all places. Who would have thought.