The Saddam - O.J. Link

I must apologize to my readers, which as far as I can surmise consists of Kristen- if she's not busy at work, Lynn, and Asa. I had this idea that would link the O.J. Simpson and Saddam Hussein trials together earlier in the week, but I got lazy.

Then Saturday Night Live beat me to it. They went with the whole "Tony Bennett-I don't want to play golf with Saddam Hussein-thing." I mean that's cool, whatever. I was gonna go with the "Why does Saddam Hussein get to yell at the judge when O.J. Simpson didn't get to? O.J. should get to yell at a judge!-angle" But what's done is done.

So, I was humiliated... again. It's cool. It's not as bad as what happened today. I don't have any clean underwear, so I just wore pajama pants. Well, I wanted to go out to Wendy's Restaurant for dinner, considering I hadn't been out of the house (save shoveling the snow on Friday) for three days so I put jeans over my pajama pants. Anyway, when I got back home, I tried to take my jeans off standing up. My jeans and my pajama pants got stuck underneath my foot. I tripped and fell down bare-assed, with both pairs of pants around my knees. Luckily for me, I have no friends, and thus no one saw.