Tuesday, November 15, 2005

New NBA Dress Code Extends to Fantasy Basketball

As commissioner of The Hell-Bound Hebrews fantasy basketball league, I introduced a dress code for the owners in a post which has been reproduced below.


*Important* New Dress Code

Following the NBA, there will be a dress code for this fantasy league beginning on Monday.

All participants of the Hell-Bound Hebrews League must wear a proper suit and tie (dress pants too Mike) with appropriate shoes while they are conducting fantasy basketball business.

This includes at your computer, whether you are searching for free agents, simply checking your stats, or IMing another owner regarding anything fantasy basketball related. This also includes meeting other owners in person and discussing fantasy basketball issues.

The fine for any violation will be a strike of one transaction move per violation.

The goals of these new regulations include portraying a "professional" image in representing the Hell-Bound Hebrews League. We want to move away from our previously perceived "thug" or "hip hop" or "urban" persona. This is in the spirit of limiting "creativity" or "self-expression" which may not represent the type of professionalism that this league wishes to portray.

If you have any concerns, please contact management.

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