On a Chevy commercial a spokesperson said, "We guarantee that you'll get an estimated 30 miles per gallon." How can you guarantee an estimate? That shit's pointless.
Announcing the NLCS, Fox broadcaster Thom Brennamen (he's actually the one that I like) said that the Astros' closer Brad Lidge was the most unhitable pitcher. How can you be the most unhitable? You're either unhitable (no one can get a hit off of you) or you're hitable. Brad Lidge is the "least hitable pitcher" makes more sense Thom. I'm just helping you out.
Yes this is knit-picky, but I don't have anyone to watch tv with and make these inane comments to. So until that someone appears, you will have to suffer.
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