After a difficult offseason, including his verbal altercation with teammate Terrell Owens, and now nursing a bruised chest, Philadelphia Eagles Quarterback Donovan McNabb has tried to escape it all. Unfortunately, his foray with crabs resulted in a burning sensation. McNabb had bumps and cuts from his Monday night defeat at the hands of the Atlanta Falcons. The Old Bay sprinkled on his plate of crabs seeped into his bruises, but McNabb attempted to tough it out. McNabb's mother was right there to give her son a kiss and feed him some Campbell's Chunky soup (congratulations, the one millionth joke involving Donovan McNabb's mother and soup!). The McNabb's shared a glass of wine and talked about football, mortgages, and crazy Aunt Bertha. Then, after Donovan paid, they left the seafood restaurant.
Several important questions arise from this report. How sad have I become to actually be writing this? Is it worse that I made the whole thing up? Why did my mind create this? Why did I then feel the need to blog it? What the fuck is wrong with me? Why are you still reading this crap?
It's nice to have football back.