Thursday, March 03, 2005

Scandal Update

Pardon the Interruption has acquired a tape in which the hairline on the sides on John Travolta's forehead are receding faster than the French during World War II. This implies that not only did Mr. Travolta wear a wig at the Oscars, but a short-haired wig during his appearance on Letterman three days prior. In other scandal news, John Bryant, senior forward from St. Joseph's University, still sucks.

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