Rick Scott is Taken Hostage

Senator of Rick Scott joked that he was taken hostage with 99 other senators and forced to listen to lead House manager Adam Schiff make the case for President Donald Trump's removal from office. Trump attempted to pressure Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky into investigating the Bidens by withholding much-needed military aid to that country. Not only was Scott's hostage claim insulting to those who have actually been taken hostage, it was also insulting to our democratic process.

Rick Scott is the type of person who, if the fast food place is a little short staffed, exclaims, " I thought this was supposed to be fast food!" and then looks around at other customers expectantly while everyone avoids eye contact.

Rick Scott is the type of person who berates a grocery store clerk because the store is out of his favorite type of pretentious soda. "Just check if there's more in the back!"

Rick Scott is the type of person who merges into your lane, damn near hitting you and gets mad at you for not slamming the brakes on the highway to let him in.

Rick Scott is the type of person who calls a bare bones safety net "Communism."

Rick Scott is the type of person who clumsily knocks over your beverage in the work fridge and blames you. Then he refuses to clean it up. " Isn't that why we have janitors? They get paid to clean up messes."

Rick Scott is the type of person who speaks increasingly louder and slower when he visits a foreign country in which the locals don't speak English.

Rick Scott is the type of person who backs into a parking space because" it's faster," but he makes a 15-point turn just to crookedly get in between the lines. Then walks out of his car like he just performed the greatest parking feat of all time.

Rick Scott is the type of guy who should probably be voted out of office.

The New Prime Minister of Qatar

Sheikh Khalid bin Khalifa bin Abdulaziz Al Thani has replaced Sheikh Abdullah bin Nasser bin Khalifa Al Thani as Prime Minister of Qatar. Hopefully, Sheikh Khalid bin Khalifa bin Abdulaziz Al Thani can improve upon the legacy of Sheikh Abdullah bin Nasser bin Khalifa Al Thani. Best wishes to Sheikh Khalid bin Khalifa bin Abdulaziz Al Thani and the other guy, Sheikh Abdullah bin Nasser bin Khalifa Al Thani, of course.

2020 NFL Playoff Preictions

AFC
5 Buffalo over 4 Houston 17-13
3 New England over 6 Tennessee 20-10

1 Baltimore over Buffalo 17-16
2 Kansas City over 3 New England 24-9

Kansas City over Baltimore 45-32

NFC
5 Seattle over 4 Philadelphia 23-12
3 New Orleans over 6 Minnesota 35-14

Seattle over 1 San Francisco 27-23
New Orleans over 2 Green Bay 31-20

Super Bowl LIV
Kansas City over New Orleans 35-31