Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Chilean Miners Recued!

I'm so happy that the miners in Chile have been rescued. It's a wonderful story. But I'm curious about their jerk off rotation while they were trapped in the mine. Was it first come first serve? Were there certain days assigned to each miner? Did everyone else have to look the other way while a miner jerked off? Or were the lines demarcating personal space obliterated by their circumstance? Did they play ookie cookie? They had to kill the time somehow and, in my experience, the way men kill time together is by playing disgusting homoerotic games. In any event, congratulations to the miners on getting out of the mine and still being alive.

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