Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Festivus

Time for the Airing of Grievances:

My mother's hair seems to be graying in sympathy with Obama's. At least, she's much older than he is. Also, her chin looks like Robin Williams's forearms. It might be time for a shave ma.

My brother seems to be trying to make his big nose look more proportional by expanding his stomach like a foam dinosaur in water.

My mother is also an atrocious driver.

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