L'shana Tova

A new Rosh Hashanah tradition is to determine who is the most liberal at your Rosh Hashanah dinner. That's right, have a Liberal Contest. That's what we're doing at my house. Also, a new tradition is to not go to synagogue. Hey, it's a recession; who can afford these Rosh Hashanah prices? I can't even afford to pray for more money.