Hard To Believe

Here's a list of things that are true, but I can't believe are:

• The Vice President shot his friend in the face.
• The Pope was a Nazi.
• The President snorted cocaine.
• George W. Bush is the President of the United States.
• Short women only date tall guys.
• Michael Jackson was once the King of Pop.
• Anna Nicole Smith will go to the Supreme Court before me.
• We are at war country that had no intention of attacking us.
• So many people are dying because of our lack of compassion.
• My cousin's salary next year as a fourth grade teacher will be based solely on her students' scores on one stadardized test.
• Jesus is our Lord (come on fellow Jews, you know it's true).
• I wrote "Jesus is our Lord (come on fellow Jews, you know it's true)".
• A devout Christian wrote something nice on my blog (it's cool, he liked Hank Gathers).
• I have friends.